Comtesse de Segur, nee Rostophshine. Real name Sophie. Camille and
Madeleine will always be the “role model girls.” They will never be Anna
Karenina. They will never succumb to temptations. They will always be the
perfect Playdo girls. We all love Playdo. It’s Playdophelia.
Our house will always smell of mother’s Mum21 (The back one) and the tel-
evision will always play that jingle “Mum mum21, sihrouki bakin, sihrouki
mum” (Your charm is lasting, your charm is mum), and among the things
that stay, are the other ones that will change. And people will need to believe.
Believe in:
“Massage” centers (Or anti-stress), are now announcing in the classiads
magazine “Al Waseet” (Which disappears faster than hot cookies on a rainy
day) the “new faces” because the other “massage therapists”/dancers/artists
(And whatever else they have stamped on their passport which gets confis-
cated upon their arrival, have run away with the other foreigners during the
July war.
(Gramatical errors were respected and text way of writing: Capital letters,
etc…)
Golden fingers newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew new look Anti-
Stress, wanted specialists. Pleasure (Anti-Stress) private massage Jacuzzi.
Turbo Jacuzzi massage VIP. Hildon Anti Stress new faces we open 7 days a
week. Massage paradise new anti stress Jacuzzi www.massageparadise.org.
First massage, parking provided. Soft Hands massage anti-stress new faces
we open from 11 am till 10 pm. New age Jacuzzi Anti Stress Steam we have
a new working team open from 11 am till 12 midnight. Parisiana Antistress
center open 7 days a week visiting is necessary one of the most important
and luxurious centers in Lebanon ladies wanted parking provided for the two
branches.
Believe in:
Astrologist Dr. Samir Tomb the owner of the internet site visited by 3 million
people from all over the world every month welcomes you in his offices in
Jal el Dib and Hazmieh to reveal your past present and future in a way that’s
accurate 95% while relying on his seventh sense and his intuitive mind. He
reveals your personal life matters and work and money and health and gives
you an answer for every question and helps you take life-changing decisions.
He also helps you solve your problems through helpful advice and quick and
guaranteed spiritual works. With every consultancy a free astrology book.

www.samirtomb.com. Said the spiritual scientist whatever the problem and
no matter how difficult there’ a solution for it. Unwinding the magic and
the locked and bringing the lover, opportunities opening, bringing back the
absent and financial opportunities (We don’t charge any fees before the work
is done). The astrologist and spiritual scientist young abou Tarek solves every
issue which has not been solved in addition to reading the auspices unwind-
ing the magic and the envy and the locked, solving all emotional issues and
marital ones, bringing back the absent and the lover. NB: Results are quick
and guaranteed and no fee is charged before the result is final God willing.
The spiritual scientist Ghassan expert and knowledgeable in sand splashing,
uncovering the past and present and future and solving all the life problems,
cancer curing (guaranteed results) we visit you in your places. The spiritual
scientist Hajj Nour the uncoverer of secrets and builder of houses – unwind-
ing the bewitched and the locked concerning marriage – unwinding the work
– chasing the “twin” – treating the infertile – exorcism of the Djinn and the
devil from the female and the male – eliminating the eye and the envy – shut-
ting up the envious and gossipers – facilitating marriage for the spinsters and
the unable to find suitors and the trial is the best proof NB: We do not deal
with theft politics and archeology all the world’s money will not deter us
from God.
Believe in:
Are you tired, worried, troubled, looking for peace, spiritual assistance, the
Lord said you have taken for free you shall give for free. If you want to have
a copy of the old testament or the new one as a free gift call us.
“Hello this is Camille… I saw your ad in Al Waseet…”
“Hello Camille. The Lord be with you. What is troubling you my child?”
“I work in a massage center, my passport was confiscated when I entered
Lebanon. I cannot escape. I feel helpless.”
“Calm down Camille. Please tell me from the beginning.”
“My sister and I, her name is Madeleine, we come from Ukraine and we
came here. And…”
“Don’t cry Camille. Don’t cry. The Lord sees your trouble and sympathizes.”
“….”
“Calm down my child.”
“Maybe I should go – tonight we are working at the Super night club. There’s
a shortage of girls so we have double shift.”
“Confide in me. It will help you.”

“Now that there are all the United Nations soldiers, we have to work harder.
So many men came in. But sometimes they’re nice and they offer “extra.”
They even open me and Madeleine a bottle of champagne. Of course, every-
one knows that the bottle is just sparkling wine but we like to call it cham-
pagne, it makes us feel better about ourselves. Maybe I should go now.”
“Camille don’t hang up. I have the perfect solution to stop your tears!”
“Really? What is it?”
“Johnson’s baby shampoo… It has a “no more tears” stickers on it, I am sure
the bible recommends it somewhere…”
“Oh thank you for the great advice. Goodbye. I just hope my grandmother
Sophie is not seeing this from heaven. Goodbye.”